Pet- baptizing kit

Yes, a Pet- baptizing kit might always be useful
And you thought "repent and be baptized" was only for humans. Not so, according to Father Andrew, who recently hawked ready-made pet-baptizing kits on eBay. Here was a chance to get absolution from on high for Nero for biting the postman and Cuddles for wetting on your drapes. Predicated on the assumption that theology isn't all that important, the kit came with holy water, a baptismal certificate, a prayer (of St Francis, natch) and instructions for a baptismal ceremony that will "enrich the lives of both you and your pet".